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Pick me up quotes for women:

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.


Gilda Radner

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.


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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.


Erma Bombeck

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. 

Charles M. Schulz

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. 

Winston S. Churchill

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guisewite

Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!


Unknown

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.


Fran Lebowitz

A true friend stabs you in the front.


Oscar Wilde

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.


Jane Wagner

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


Mark Twain

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


Rita Rudner

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Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Marcelene Cox

The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.

Betty White

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Tina Fey

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.  

Alice Walker

I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear.

Rosa Parks

The most dangerous phrase is: ‘We’ve always done it this way.’  

Grace Hopper

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.


Walt Disney

I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!


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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


Unknown

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.


Rod Schmidt

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.


Warren Buffett

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.


Josh Billings

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.


Steven Wright

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Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are you doing for others?’”

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Søren Kierkegaard

You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream.

C.S. Lewis

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?'


Margaret Smith

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?


Tom Snyder

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.


Mae West

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.


Minnie Pearl

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


Edgar Bergen

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.


Robert Byrne


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The prayer offered to God in the morning during your quiet time is the key that unlocks the door of the day.

Adrian Pierce Rogers

Every morning when you get up, say, ‘Good morning, Jesus.'

Mother Teresa

We must reject not only the stereotypes that others hold of us, but also the stereotypes that we hold of ourselves.

Shirley Chisholm,

Great works are performed not by strength, but by perseverance.

Samuel Johnson

Remember, you have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.

Louise L. Hay

I have complete confidence that God, who does not sleep and who never presses the snooze button, is working while our eyes are closed.

Jennifer Dukes Lee

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.


Unknown

I intend to live forever, or die trying.


Groucho Marx

You can't have everything... where would you put it?


Steven Wright

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.


Katharine Hepburn

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.


Sue Grafton

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?


Linda Ellerbee



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